A Bachelors Blog

<p><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>SAAsdakewfk</p> So I called in today. Yep, after the zombification that was my day yesterday, I knew I couldn't possibly "fake it till I make it" (What asshole ever came up with that load of crap anyway? Yer sick.. be sick and have done with it...) Now I am at home feeling sickly and bored out of my tree... well not my Christmas tree, that bad boy will never get old, but being at home is kind of like being grounded. Unless you were one of those really spoiled (or goody two shoes) Who ...

This is an oldie but a goodie... It reminds me that my heart and soul will still struggle to be truly free no matter where I happen to be at the moment. And its plain old badass!    Please... enjoy.   Good night my loyal readers....  PS Why havent I learned how to play this on guitar yet?  Weekend project!!

This post is just a bitchfest....   Its mid April... and the old Limmerick says April showers brings May flowers... well, old man winter, who obviously still has a bad case of blue balls..and Mother Nature, the dirtiest of dimestore hookers, seem to have some twisted sense of humor in giving us even more snow today.  Seriously... I have lived here my whole life, with a few breaks here and there, and this winter has gone on way too long... too many years of short and shitty summers and waaay too long and bitterly cold winters... cmon now! Old man winter, just hook up with Mother Nature in a bathroom stall after a few Jag Bombs, and just hump like rabbits till you give birth to Spring already!!   Its like the Ross and Rachel deal in Friends.. fucksakes just HOOK UP already! Blue Snowballs are relieved and Mo Nature can do her slutty thing and we can all just move on...   Lost a damned hubcap today... got to watch oncoming traffic pulverise it though...and thanks to ...

So the Political debates have allowed me to 'unlock' Twitter.  Prior to this past week, I had maybe 30 tweets and really didnt feel any need to check it out more than once a month or two. Social Networking at it's absolute best!   I was at Starbucks, being pretentious as usual, and 'writing' when I checked out Twitter and actually replied to random strangers about the debates.   Unlike FaceCrack, Twitter is all about the random strangers and oddball interactions, and if anyones about oddball, its this guy...right here!  Same guy who recently lit a rocket that was strapped to his gt snowracer sled and rode it down a big hill....for fun. Ywah, thats how I roll.   I have to edit that video too...reminder!   Anyway, this past week has been pretty cool as I have gained a few followers (Who werent spamming idiots, or bots) and have been following some pretty funny folks. Anything that makes me laugh out loud, Im down! Whether its PC or not.. I figure, th...

Ah Seinfeld, always clarifying how white folk act.  Truly the precursor to the "Stuff white people like" epidemic.  So I'm off to a rock show, and I use that term loosely, for a band called Mother Mother.  Last year they opened for Collective Soul and they did pretty good, I even recognized a few poppy songs of theirs that were not so bad...  This time around they are headlining and I still haven't figured out why exactly they weren't as good.. it must be the curse of the sequel.    OR!!     Maybe it was the horrific experience of watching these poor white folks dancing... and really they were not too far off of Elaines terrible epileptic fit of thrashing limbs and hooked thumbs and... oh God, the horror!!   I was getting bounced around out on the floor of the local venue and what do I notice all around me... 13 year old girls! Everywhere! I tell you, never have I met more of an asshole then a 13 year old girl. This one kid kept bar...