Day 5 ... I think...
It’s all a blur now... not enough sleep, too much work, and not enough sleep have made me a complete narcoleptic.
‘I think I’ll just sit on this bench in the shade of this here tree and ponder the univ......
Zzz’
‘Ahhh a stop light after work. I’ll just close my eyes for a moment and jus.....’
HONK HOOOOOOONK
‘I have a great idea for my weekend to begin! I’ll go hang out with a mechanic buddy and watch HIM work after I worked and we can catch up on .....
Zzz’
Adventures! Supposed to take the dog to the lake but maybe I’ll just take a nap in my tub and simulate me falling asleep in the lake. At least the fish are smaller in my tub.
I love mosquitos. That is all.
I’m certain that my
Neighbour is stalking me. Every time I step out of the house he comes tearing out of his (usually with an alarming lack of clothing) to talk about ridiculous things that don’t make any sense.
The weeds are as high as his roof (HE’S probably as high as his roof from his weed)
There’s strange dog poop in his yard. It’s not his dogs.
How does he even know??
His skullet is growing out nicely and he feels that it’s noteworthy.
It isn’t.
Now, I’m certain the woman would know how to handle these situations delicately and with grace. It’s a big part of why I like her so much, but as for me...
Well, I scowl and shake my fist at the sky and shout ‘SCRAM!! GET OFF MY LAWN’
I feel like myway works too.
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