Whats happening on my Facebook?

...you may ask... Or if you want to be shitty, maybe you aren't asking... shit heads.

  You know  I'm going to tell you, and moreover...I have a visual aid!

I take no credit whatsoever for the Youtube video, although I wish I could because it's straight up genius.  Yes... Genius.
   I will post my Facebook chat that is underneath this shared video on my wall, for you, the unenlightened, few who did not already read it there or simply do not subscribe to this social networking 'fad'. Hah.  That would be about 7 people. In North America.

  Ok anyway, on with the production!




Ok, now take a moment to collect yourself from that hilarity.
Here are the comments/responses....

  • MT - The mother fucker eats COBRAS!!! Gets bit, passes out, wakes up and EATS MORE FUCKING COBRAS!!
    5 hours ago 
  • RM - the Honey Badger is my new favorite animal lol
    2 hours ago
  • MT - Why wasn't there a GI Joe code named "Honey Badger"? EATS COBRAS!!
    2 hours ago
    Me - Honey Badger makes Wolverine look ghey.
    7 minutes ago ·
  • Me - I think its time to make a new Marvel Super hero...kinda lookin like Pepe Le Pew, but way more badass... And MT, how can Cobra even compete with this guy? Its obvious that when he was recruited, the whole Cobra institution just up and folded! He just EATS them...all. How do you fight that??? The answer... you don't! Because HoneyBG doesn't negotiate with terrorists...he just eats em
    5 minutes ago ·


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