A Bachelors Blog

....For any of you poor slobs who don't have access to me on Facebook... here are some of the gems you are missing out on.... Ryan ‎-I think about my retirement. I will play alot of video games... but then I think.. EVERYONE will play alot of video games... and the thought of a bunch of geriatrics playing WoW or Call of Duty - Chinese Invasion, screaming at eachother online... it makes me laugh. Deep Thought, By Ryan   Ryan  Egg management fee. Oh, and before my sister jumps in and mocks me saying how I look like this kid when I was growing up... I looked like this kid when I was growing up. There. Beat you to it. HAH! :-P   Ryan may have lost his cel phone. It's not in any of its usual places; jammed between the door and seat of my car, in the fridge freezer, clipped to my left shoe, underneath my desk at work, balanced precariously on or near the top of that pile of paperwork and mail, or in one of my many voluminous pockets.... 'Whats DOES its...

   It's been on me for awhile now... not just the regular itch, but the indisputable, inarguable, unignorable need... nay Demand, to write.  And not just in the blog, although writing here is cathartic and a nice way to keep my meager penmanship skills in some sort of shape, but to jump back into the "Big One"! Yeah...Its THAT big.  In my mind I have a storyline, a plot, characters, villains, twists, action, and its all stuck in my brain!!!  So much to put onto 'paper', all clamoring to get out and see the light of day, for better or worse.   I think I'll hit up a coffee shop after work and give myself a couple of hours to see what I can throw together.  It's long overdue, and my imagination needs some testing....too much real life lately. 

http://www.cbc.ca/documentaries/passionateeyeshowcase/2011/spermtrade/ Tonight my plans were all thwarted.  Hunkering down in my apartment to avoid the winter winds and brutally cold weather, I figured..."It's Sunday, what better time to watch some movies, play some video games and just relax after an insane week?"    Well, none of that happened. My vids are glitching, most of the movies sucked and didn't get more than a few minutes in before I disgustedly deleted them from the computer, and even my books are not holding my attention...which reminds me, I need to find a new book to read.   I digress... So I start watching TV and realize that having over two hundred channels really is a waste of money...until I get to good ole CBC!  Usually what I watch first thing in the morning for the weather/time/news all in one audio-visual mishmash, catering to the A.D.D. in everyone.   Anyway, I started watching the show I linked in at the top of the blog....

  Ok, so seriously, how cool is this? http://inhabitat.com/nokia-phones-pull-energy-out-of-thin-air/ Right??   I really can't say it enough, but I love technology!  There is some wicked assed stuff out there!

Or something like that. I can never remember that rhyme.  It IS a marriage of sorts.. My Blog finally hooked up with my Youtube channel at a house party awhile back... they were both drunk and of course they did some dirty digital dancing and now theres a link to my Youtube Channel above my portrait...hah.. good times.  Its fun compiling some of my weird musical tastes into one place... but sharing is nice or so Im taught.   Anyway, cheers, enjoy, regards, giddy up, and yeah...wheres the door outta here?

Ok, so my last week...week and a half has not been what you would call stellar.   Stomach flu last weekend which lead me to, completely by mistake, throw my contacts down the drain.  Of course you dont realize these things till about a half second after the fact.  Now it seems that I have lost my cel phone... and I dont know where that could have happened... I just have a guess.   So thats the Negative side of my past week... Lets take a peek at some of the 'positives' So....   Although my contacts were lost in the pipes...purely by fluke, while looking for some tax papers, I found an older set of spares I thought I had gotten rid of. Thank God, because it takes two weeks for a new order and there's no way in hell I could wear my beat up old glasses to work hah.   The flu or whatever it was finally passed fully on Thursday/Friday... and I also realize that I still have my old cel phone from a couple of years back and I bet I can get it reactivated...

OR!!! I wouldn't want to stumble on a flock of these bad boys hanging around my car in the parking lot...

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/33Psu6/www.funlol.com/15926/Mature_people_truths.html So many truths... so little time...

Ok, so this movie, sadly, can be quoted from start to finish by yours truly. WHo's got two thumbs and a lot of time on their hands?  This guy...   Its a classic, for me.  Best story for kids ever.... hahaha.. Enjoy.