Before the heavies

I have decided that before I land some serious blogger bombs square onto the site, I'd share some enjoyable Facebook Status chats I have been having with various friends and family...
 ... It pretty much speaks for itself...  enjoy!
PS.. Im Ryan 


Ryan  Please put this on your status if you know, or are related to, someone killed on the DeathStar. My wish for 2010 is that people will understand that the Rebel Alliance is a band of murdering scum. The Empire only wants to bring peace to the galaxy, but these rebels continue to kill our brave brothers in white. 93% of y...ou won't copy and paste this. Will YOU make this your status for at least one hour?




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    Ryan ‎...you fuckin BETTER put it as your status.... or else we'll nuke yer damn planet! Show some respect!


    Shannon Ummmm, you worry me a lil bit sometimes..


    Andreas Turns out those WERE the droids you were looking for
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    Ryan  ‎*twitch* ....you know Shannon... I find your lack of faith.... disturbing. heh heh heh... ftw!


    Corby LOL Ryan when I get home I'll copy/paste this on my status! I mean Vader was only trying to clean up the universe!! Sheesh
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    Summer What does ftw mean?



    Ryan  fuck the world, farting tranny wizz, and less commonly, for the win.
    I know you know this already, and are assing up my most awesome of pages.. I got my imperial stink eye on you Summer!!


    Summer  I bet your eye stinks really good too


    Corby  Hey buddy its done!!!
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    Jennifer Geek!!! Everyone knows the rebel alliance are the real hero's!!!



    Ryan  Heroes? More like Zeros... those guys are no fun at all! Best of the bunch was that goofy Solo guy.. and he picked their side over ours.. and you KNOW its because he hadda run off and chase a skirt.. she wasnt even that pretty... but really.. all we could offer was some blue chick with elephant trunks growin outta her head... thats a bad case of dandruff...


    And so... my buddy posts onto his wall....


    Corby  Please put this on your status if you know, or are related to, someone killed on the DeathStar. My wish for 2010 is that people will understand that the Rebel Alliance is a band of murdering scum. The Empire only wants to bring peace to the galaxy, but these rebels continue to kill our brave brothers in white.


    You and 2 others like this.

    Ryan  You are doing the Empire proud my friend.... I know that late at night, when yer all alone.. you go into the bathroom and do Vader impersonations...and thats ok.
     Corby  likes this.

    Corby  shhhh just between you and I ..ok!!!!!!



    Corby  Rebel scum are among us!!!


    Ryan You know Darth is checking up on you with his little green holographic hand peeper 
    thingy... Im juss sayin.. Lots of rumors around the Deathstar about his "improper usage of Imperial Property" but really.. who wants to write up Vader.. That dudes crazy, He'll just force choke em out!

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