Douche Bags

  I'd like to think that there are no true douche bags in the world, but sadly this naivety is a falsehood.  More than just wearing a pink sweater tied around their shoulders the Douchemetisis Bagimus, or "Douche Bag" in laymens terms, seem to be cropping up everywhere...

  And best of all, my FAVORITE Doucher... he is so awesome he wears a friggin SCARF!  Yeah.... 

 I know, someone needs to punch that guy square in the ovaries.  But that isn't for me to do.. I am just observing and reporting.
 My pet DB likes to counter me in anything I have to say that is not a concrete yes/no, pass/fail, black/white scenario.
  Asked if US customer service was better than Canadian, I said "no, not really in my experience, unless you are close to the Canadian border".  I got DB'ed by this moron with a quick "thats soooo not true, every time Im in the States I get nothing but good customer service, *Flicking DB emblazoned scarf over left shoulder quite adroitly* and I was just there!"

...
Touche Douche, Touche....
(see, I pronounced it Douchay to rhyme with touche...err..nevermind)

  So, DB thinks he has scored a point on me.

  I respond with a simple "Well, when I was in Vegas a few months ago, the service there was pretty terrible, as well as in California prior to that a few years back."
   
  His very Witty and thought out rejoinder..."Oh..well...thats just Vegas."

  Here you go Db, you win the trophy for regional city champ of Douchery!  Wave your scarf in the air, like you just don't care...
  and maybe someday, if you try reaaaaaaallllly hard, you can be a National DB champ!

    

***Rant Off***

(Stepping off rickety soap box and going home)

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